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PostSubject: Joke of the Day   Thu May 08, 2008 9:50 am

lets gather all the jokes here!! lol!

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER=
Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I
look
like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why
..
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man born in this
village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here
..
"

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then
cut
the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and
ordered
it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four
legs,
it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver
adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught
fire
and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. Smile


Oh .. i forgot .. the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her
right
chest ... and he did it !
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PostSubject: so funny   Tue May 13, 2008 9:18 pm

Razz my fever just gone after read the joke
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Thu May 15, 2008 2:57 pm

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught
fire
and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. Smile



i like this one..... hehehehehe
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